Smash Hits Strains - Smash Hits (2024)

Chem D (Selfed) (50-50 Hybrid)

When you come from hearty stock, you can be sure you will carry the traits of your impressive parents. At least that’s the deal with Chem S1, which essentially means Chem D that’s been “selfed” or bred from a single Chem D seed thanks to the fact that once in a blue moon a seed will come from a male flower. Chemdog took that seed and cultivated into this Chem S1. Think: A stronger, more vivacious version of classic Chem D from top to bottom.

PALATE: Diesel, conifer trees, pepper and distant mango.

EFFECT: Uplifting and euphoric for productivity and mental sharpness that crosses back into subtle and satisfying, deep body high ideal for a post-work wind-down without a knockout punch.

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Dogbud x Chemweed(50-50 Hybrid)

The OG cut that started it all. As the tale goes, Chem met PBud and Joe Brand on the Grateful Dead lot in Deer Creek, Indiana in 1991. Chem landed an ounce of a strain called “Dogbud”, and later Chem got a few more ounces after the tour when back home in Western Mass. One of those ounces had 13 magic seeds, and after popping the first four of those seeds, the three females that came from that yielded the notorious Chem 91 (just called “Chem Dog” back then) which immediately went on to be one of the most desirable strains of the day and served as the parent for many of the strain legends like OG Kush and Sour Diesel.

This is flower from that ORIGINAL 30 year old cut of Chem 91!

FAMILY HISTORY: Dogbud x Chemweed

PALATE: Chemicals, lemony-pine, earth, and fresh skunk.

EFFECT: Happy euphoric head-buzz, socializer, uplifted and balanced well-being vibes.

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The 4th of original Chemdog strains (Indica-leaning hybrid)

Somewhere around 2004, Chemdog was on the internet growers forums. At this point he had lost touch with legendary cultivator PBud (who famously supplied Chemdog with his first batch of incredible weed), but on the forums they reconnected. Around 2006, Chemdog sent the last four seeds of the original that launched Chemdog in 1991 to PBud and Joe B out on the West Coast, and out of those the Chem 4 was born.

A chipper and fast acting high, expect diesel, roasted herbs, and concentrated lemon cleaner with hazy petrol and fresh ground pepper.

FAMILY HISTORY: The original 13 seeds that launched Chemdog in the 1990s.

PALATE: Hazy petrol and gas, fresh ground pepper, gassy lemon cleaner and earth.

EFFECT: A hybrid of mind-body, in-your-bones deep high that finishes long and relaxed.

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One of Chemdog's original 13 bag seeds, this one born in 2000

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Chem D

The original cut of all Chem D strains. Born from the bag of the original 13 seeds.

Garlicky funk and petrol breath, the hallmarks of both dragons and the famed classic Chem D. “The OG” of the Chem strains along with the others in the Smash Hits roster, Chem D coming into your life promises all the power of a classic GMO strain that pops with intense terpenes and flavor to the smoke of a renowned heavy hitter (translation: new consumers tread carefully). Energy, creativity, dreaminess enters the body as soon as this stuff does, with stress, anxiety, and general pain leaving on the exhale out. A true blue classic and not to be missed by connoisseurs all over.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chemdog D, the original of all Chem D strains.

PALATE: Intense diesel, conifer trees, pepper and straight gas.

EFFECT: Heavy hitter across the board with a jolt of creative, dreamy energy until it hits the body – then whisks your stress and anxiety away.

Sour Diesel x Bubba Kush

Smash Hits Sour Diesel 98 brings big flavor and classic 90s cannabis power experience to go around.

Pungent. Peppery. Piney. A touch of bubble gum sweet and key lime citrus, with a coffee kissed exhale. Just add 90s playlist and corresponding vibes.

Super green hues and orange hairs spilling off the sides mark these sturdy buds, which hail from its genetic lineage involving pre-98 Bubba Kush and Sour Diesel. Sour Diesel of course shares direct lineage to Smash Hits cannabis, as according to Chemdog and the original Albany NY crew who brought Sour Diesel into prominence – it’s largely agreed upon that Chem 91 is the original mom of the original Sour Diesel.

FAMILY HISTORY: Sour Diesel x Pre-98 Bubba Kush

PALATE: Pungent gas in a tangerine grove. Peppery and piney, with touch of bubble gum sweet and key lime citrus, and a coffee kissed exhale.

EFFECT: Ultimate happy heaviness with big euphoria and an energetic blast, great for mood lift and appetite stimulation.

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Grape Ape x Grapefruit(Indica-leaning hybrid)

A High-Times Cannabis Cup winner for its beloved flavor eruption from the Grapefruit and Grape Ape lineage, this particular pheno from Chemdog is like smelling a concentrated dose of fruity sugar candies.

Lots of bright berries and sour-sweet funk to the classic indica-hybrid buds bursting with dark greens, purple, and orange fireworks. Cool and smooth on the burn, the body high meets mental sparks here for a gorgeous flower that smokes gorgeously with a side dish of time passing at novel rates of speed.

FAMILY HISTORY: Grape Ape x Grapefruit

PALATE: Tropical berries and crisp lemon-sour candy.

EFFECT: Fast onset, visual and auditory atmospheric enhancements for a trippy time-warp full-being high with sneaky cerebral sharpness.

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Sour Apple x Animal Cookies (Indica-leaning hybrid)

A fantastic true hybrid, the crossing of the Sour Apple and Animal Cookies means this trichome frosted deep purple and orange accented flower brings that fried cake batter and warm sour apple flavor that brings taste seekers back for more. Throw in the initial high of head lift and skyrocketing mood elevation with the eventual ride of deep body relaxation and muscle ache disappearance, you’ve got a true Smash Hits winner on your hands.

FAMILY HISTORY: Sour Apple x Animal Cookies

PALATE: Sugary sour apple sweetness layered with doughy fried cake batter

EFFECT: True hybrid impact of rushing initial headlift and energetic high that slides into descending body ache and pain levels until you have full relaxed euphoria.

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Biscotti x Mintz (Indica-leaning hybrid)

Hailing from the true connoisseurs realm of designer cannabis, this luscious flower is rich in aroma and flavor from the distinctive terpene profile that yields chocolate chip cookies, minty whip cream, and warming spice. The buds burst with orange hairs and moss green with some violet accents for effects that inspire creative and focused mindsets and a distinct slow, energizing body high that remains relaxed and collected throughout. Do not miss this strain.

FAMILY HISTORY: Biscotti x Mintz

PALATE: Chocolate chip cookies, creamy mint, and effervescent spice.

EFFECT: Creative and focused mindset with a slow, energizing body high that maintains a deep relaxing finish.

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Blueberry x Haze (Sativa)

A modern classic if there was one. Blue Dream, a “classic 90’s cross” as Leafly puts it, became a favorite for neon green, amber, and dark blue shimmer and a high that, while hybrid, presents a fantastic high motivation and creative strain that finishes chilled out and with supreme muscle and body relaxing effects.

FAMILY HISTORY: Blueberry x Haze

PALATE: Sweet dark blueberry pie and a touch of gas

EFFECT: Immediate head high and motivation, focus, and creative oomph followed by deep body relaxation and that comfortably numb happy place.

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Biscotti x Grape Gasoline (Indica-leaning Hybrid)

Whatever images the name may conjure in your head, there’s only one thing you need to picture with this strain: FLAVOR.

The terpene explosion of the Smash Hits California Raisins – which is a 2022 High Times People’s Choice Cannabis Cup for Massachusetts winner – comes courtesy of the lineage of Biscotti and Grape Gasoline, two fan-favorite indica dominant hybrids. But it’s the combination of the cookie batter, petrol, and deep grape flavors and the fantastic cerebral uplift and body calming effects that makes this one a surefire win for anyone looking for their next favorite strain from Smash Hits.

FAMILY HISTORY: Biscotti x Grape Gasoline

PALATE: Sweet cookies and diesel fumes soaked in a barrel of grape jelly

EFFECT: Cerebral yet relaxing, full head-to-toe body buzz and relaxation with supreme good-feeling vibes.

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True Chocolate x Peaches n Cream (Indica-leaning hybrid)

Take True Chocolate, known for tasting like melted milk chocolate and bringing big indica couch lock and brain melting highs, with Peaches and Cream, a cross of a Chemdog variety, Super Silver Haze, Maui, and teardrops of the gods, and you have one standout cross from the Smash Hits library. Choco-candy flavor and aroma, expect big body pain relief and some heavy effect (ie: not for the light consumer), and get ready for giggles and overall vibe correction here. Top marks for this one.

FAMILY HISTORY: True Chocolate x Peaches n Cream

PALATE: Melted milk chocolate and candied peaches

EFFECT: Couchlock heavy and brain melting highs that are offset by deep body relief and wild onset giggles. Note: this one is for heavy consumers.

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Dirty Hippy x R.K.S (Indica)

Ah, Hippy Slayer. As an indica-crossed strain one would expect classic heavy GMO-ish effects from its Afghanistan, Colombia, and Thailand roots. But the fact that its parents are Dirty Hippy (Afgooey x Blockhead) and R.K.S (Road Kill Skunk) should be a good signal of what you have here.

Which is: A powerhouse deep-space strain with mega-terps yielding dark green olive buds and purple shapes and the kind of white crystals that make a refined consumer sing out loud while holding up couches and cleaning the house. Expect rich effects and energetic waves through this stoner slayer.

FAMILY HISTORY: Dirty Hippy x R.K.S

PALATE: “This is one of my favorite tasting strains out of this first batch because it reminds me of that old-school Afgooey flavor of earth, pine, and spice.” – Chemdog

EFFECT: Deep rich body high powered by waves of get-things-done gassy energy.

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Lemon OG x Haze (Sativa)

There are many Lemon OG’s out there, but this is the one that will stop you in your tracks. Right before it wakes you up before you go-go. This is the kind of sativa dominant flower which from the first flavor bursts with lemon cleaner, robust citrus and petrol, you’ll find big energy and crisp euphoria that slides into sharp creative focus with long lasting effects. Definitely not a couch lock strain!

Lemon OG Haze reviewed in February 2023 Northeast Leaf magazine as Strain of the Month. Revealing notes of lemongrass, bergamot, and grapefruit, pineapple and cinnamon bark, Northeast Leaf proclaims “their Lemon OG Haze will astound aficionados with its look, scent, flavor and almost psychedelic effects”.

FAMILY HISTORY: Lemon OG x Haze

PALATE: Lemon, herbs, spices and earth.

EFFECT: Big euphoria and energy with laser focus and creativity, that can expand into big psychedelic effects.

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Alien Cookies x Miracle 15 (50-50 Hybrid)

Who’s Cap you may say?

Short for Capulator, he is an old school breeder from the days of genetic message boards. And his MAC 1 – short for “Miracle Alien Cookies” but also has been called “Mother of All Cannabis” – is the stuff of legend and song. With grandparent origins of Starfighter x Colombian, Cap forgot about seeds he got from that cross before the seeds survived an ill fated trip to the washing machine. Of the 15 seeds that germinated only one plant survived: “Miracle 15” pheno. That Miracle 15 crossed with Alien Cookies F2 #7 to make the eventual MAC 1. What we have here is the Caps Cut version of his MAC1, so it’s coming from his personal crop. Cap decided to make a rule for the MAC: Only those who had put in the time and had a passion for the plant would get his genetics and cuts. Thankfully one of those is the Smash Hits crew. And now it’s available to you.

FAMILY HISTORY: Alien Cookies F2 #7 x Miracle 15

PALATE: Citrus + herbs, pistachios, sour cherry, yogurt

EFFECT: Strong, balanced uplifting side of things, mood enhancer that skews productive and talkative with an overall relaxing and dreamy high.

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Chem 4 x Tresdawg (Sativa-leaning hybrid)

JJ of Top Dog genetics famously bred this Stardawg using the “dawg” vs “dog” spelling out of respect to Chemdog (and to avoid confusion in the strains bred by each). What that also means is the Corey Cut is the coveted phenotype breeder AJ (of Sour Diesel fame) brought to the game, and he gave it the “Corey” moniker for reasons he can tell you if you ever meet him. We can tell you it’s got plenty of the traits of its parents in the nose department. Of the various Stardawgs, the Corey Cut is the “novices-beware” one to write home about.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chem 4 x Tresdawg

PALATE: Spice, sour citrus and misty diesel gas, and essence of garlic for those who can catch it.

EFFECT: Mental uplift and body flattening heavy hitter with a tendency to turn philosophical.

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Chile Verde x Colombian Gold (Sativa-dom)

As far as an old school superstar landrace sativa that rose to prominence in the 1960’s go, Colombian Gold is the, well, gold standard.

And there’s a reason this trichome heavy strain is not only a classic but it’s extremely hard to find. The skunky sweet, citrus peel, and lemon-lime squeeze flavors push the cerebral energy that both produce a sense of peaceful, focused euphoria, but also an appetite stimulant and mood booster. Call it a go-to strain for high productivity while riding the high.

Add to that the cross of Chile Verde – a hybrid made from Key Lime Pie x Lavender crosses, and the additional pepper and lavender notes will quickly make Chile Colombian Gold your new go-to strain for getting things done.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chile Verde x Colombian Gold

PALATE: Lime squeeze and citrus peel, some funky skunky top notes, cracked pepper and distant lavender carried on a summer’s breeze.

EFFECT: Energy and cerebral focus without the jitters, up front euphoria and crisp thinking yielding increased appetite and long deep body relaxation.

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NYC Haze (Pure Sativa Landrace)

It’s gone by several names over the years in the culture. The Piff. Black Haze. Frankie. Church. Uptown Piff. Cuban Black Haze. Call it what you will, but the absolute classic known by cannabis aficionados and culture kings for years on the east coast going back to the late 1980s, NYC Haze aka “The Piff”, continues to be one of the hardest strains to come by in modern legal cannabis.

Smash Hits is the only place in Massachusetts to land a true landrace which, as landrace strains go, is one that doesn’t look like any other weed on the market. For something that takes over 11 weeks to finish, the long wispy buds like wheat dancing in a distant field bring a big commitment to those who are growing it for the market, and for some true cannabis lovers seeking something special.

The purity in its genetics is instantly understood when consuming. This is not the well-known super lemony or silver haze smell or typical flavor points of the haze most have come to know. This scent will light up a room with a frankincense aroma, gassy smog, and is reminiscent of church incense.

FAMILY HISTORY: NYC Haze

PALATE: Spice and earth, with plumes of frankincense chasing a distant sweetness.

EFFECT: Pure sativa fire. Energy. Propulsion. For some, it can lead to an uptick in anxiety from it’s high-octane energy. Have some tasks ready to complete after consuming.

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Zkittles x Headbanger Kush (Sativa-dom)

Take one High-Times Cannabis Cup winner. Cross it with the winner of the 2013 Amsterdam Cannabis Cup. Now grow it in the craft cultivation of Smash Hits cannabis (and have it be grown by the legend Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski, Smash Hits cultivation director).

The result? This incredible strain that crosses Zkittles with Headbanger Kush (the latter being Sour Diesel x Biker Kush), which inherits dense bud structure, sour grapefruit and sugar candies slathered in grape jelly flavors and smells, and a deep head high that sends even seasoned consumers into places of euphoria, anti-anxiety, and a one-way ticket to the high land.

FAMILY HISTORY: Zkittles x Headbanger Kush

PALATE: Fruity cereal and sugar candy with sour grapefruit soaked in diesel fuel.

EFFECT: Deep head high and tall euphoric effects tempered by a dreamy, tension free focus and overall depression weapon.

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Zkittles x Sour Diesel (Sativa-dom)

Life forces you to make choices. Sometimes that choice is either land some Zkittles – itself a High-Times Cannabis Cup winner – or go for some classic Sour Diesel, a multiple award winner in its own right including a High Times Cannabis Cup. Now thanks to this Smash Hits special strain, one doesn’t have to choose any more.

Because this was crossed right in our Sheffield, MA craft cultivation to be the best of both worlds. When the sugarfruit and creamy sweetness of Zkittles collides with the sour grapefruit and gassy petrol fumes of the crowd favorite Sour Diesel, you are left with a strain that soars to the highest belfries of your cannabis consuming cathedral. In short: This is one for everyone, and everyone should try this one.

FAMILY HISTORY: Zkittles x Sour Diesel

PALATE: Creamy sugar-dusted fruit salad left out near an open drum of diesel gas.

EFFECT: Focus and euphoria with big smiles and quick laughs that blend with deep pain relieving body effects and overall feeling of well-being.

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Chem 91 x Banana OG (50-50 Hybrid)

This one is for those looking for something truly special. When you cross the OG cut that started it all for the Chemdog line – the Chem 91 – and then cross it with Banana OG which is a cross of Banana and OG Kush (which itself is the result of a Chemdog cross), you enter a heady landscape that is not for consumers looking for a light experience. The abundance of overripe bananas, kushy sweetness, and gassy diesel petrol fumes that comes from this gorgeous strain is only matched by its ability to lay waste to pain, sleeplessness, and not having an appetite.

TYPE: 50-50 Hybrid

FAMILY HISTORY: Chem 91 x Banana OG

PALATE: Overripe bananas, kushy sweetness, and gassy diesel petrol fumes.

EFFECT: Creeper and heavy high. Lots of body heaviness and pain relief, while the deep relaxing effects and super stoney vibe is one for every consumer looking for a seriously powerful strain.

Dawgwaltz (Indica-leaning hybrid)

Dogwaltz brings rich effects from thick bushy buds of dark trimmed leaves juxtaposed with light green flourishes, all resulting in skunky sweet berries in sugar cereal kind of palette (and some have called it a “two-hitter-quitter”) means the cross of the beloved Tres Dawg strain (a Chemdog backcross with Afghani #1) brings intense chemical citrus and popping pungent diesel.

All of it coalesces into a singular smoke that culture kings and queens will covet right along with the newest of cannabis users looking for top flavor and effect.

FAMILY HISTORY: Urkle x Tres Dawg

PALATE: Skunky sweet berry cereal with intense chemical citrus and flowing diesel gas.

EFFECT: Mellow heady onset that floats in and out of spacey/introspective, followed by a haze and creeping couch-lock and amazing body high that leads some to the deep end of the sleep pool.

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Chem D x Vintage Afghani (Indica-leaning Hybrid)

Here’s a way to ensure you have a winning strain on your hands. Take a modern classic, in this case Chemdog’s own Chem D strain, and then cross it with classic-classic – Vintage Afghani. The resulting strain carries all the best attributes of its parents with lots of strong euphoria, deep stoned-ness, and body and mind relaxation that may just work you down to a delightful sleep. Flavors are classic Chem D fuel and rubber with sage, and an earthy kush-and-sweetness finish. Run, don’t walk for this one, a sort of small-batch-bourbon special-ness for discerning consumers.

FAMILY HISTORY: Chem D x Vintage Afghani

PALATE: Classic Chem D layers of intense fuel and rubber crossed with earth and kushy-sweetness.

EFFECT: Strong euphoria and good-vibes, deep body and mind relaxation and more than a better chance of being lulled to sleep.

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First Class Funk x White Runtz (Indica)

CUP WINNING STRAIN!

Croptoberfest Massachusetts Flower Cup 2022

3rd Place, Best Flower

You can’t have a family tree involving First Class Funk (slightly indica hybrid cross of GMO x Jet Fuel) which is rich in spice and diesel gas with crushed peppercorns, and White Runtz with its creamy and smooth sugar berries smoke and not come out with a slam dunk flavor-bomb flower like this Smash Hits batch of Da Funk!

Buds have a cracked-geode purple and dusty-green color range with wispy yellow-orange hairs, and nearly sparkle from the trichome frost.

PALATE: Complex mint-cream touches and a heavy gas and floral blanket, accented by berry, citrus, and cookie spicy earth.

EFFECT: Stoney misty euphoria and high impact body and pain relief till loosey-goosey and in range of couchlock.

“Freshly turned loam, spun sugar, roadside petrol, hazelnut paste, quince, and brown butter sautéed morels. Each puff goes on to dissolve into infinite puddles of banana pudding and further dollops of agitated baby skunk. This is my highest level of intellectual and brain clearing, inspiring late summer stone fruits… Truly sopping in their lip-smacking terps and a touch of garlic at the end…As if each hit was danced with English Trifle, but not the sickly sweet dessert, however, I’m calling attention to the richness factor. Da Funk is the most sophisticated cannabis.” – Warren Bobrow, SKUNK Magazine

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Wedding Cake x Wedding Cake S1

Cake is awesome. So is more cake. So when you have a strain that crosses Wedding Cake with itself (Wedding Cake S1), you have a superior hybrid strain that drops a load of giggles and high mood elevation into your mind, body, and soul after consumption. Lots of happy big thoughts up front, and then the whole effect shifts into body fuzz and couchlock relaxation. Excellent evening to nighttime strain. Or anytime you want something awesome.

FAMILY HISTORY: Wedding Cake x Wedding Cake S1

PALATE: Earth and herbs covering tropical berries, guava and mango, and sweet sugarfruit.

EFFECT: Giggles and super happy fun time before super happy chill time and relaxation in the deep end of the stoned pool.

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Clementine x Purple Punch (50-50 Hybrid)

Call it Clementine x Purple Punch. Call it a plant that reeks of sugar fruit and citrus frosting. But whatever you do, don’t call Massmosa anything other than one of the most special strains to come out of Smash Hits. Brought to life by Chemdog and the entire talented cultivation team in Sheffield MA, this Massmosa exuding the best aspects of the sweet orange and tropical citrus of Clementine with the earthy lavender of Purple Punch was selected from among hundreds of other phenotypes of the strain until the team found the perfect one to cultivate and bring to you. Ultimately this means you’ve got a winning strain that will be coveted by discerning palates and cannabis consumers and newcomers alike.

PALATE: Sweet orange and tropical citrus with a touch of earth.

EFFECT: A perfect hybrid line of wake and bake uplift with heady euphoric highs, great for creative endeavors, all of it wrapped in supreme-contentment vibes.

“Sure to impress flavor hounds and connoisseurs who are looking for a bit of that west coast sweetness with their Mass gas.” – Northeast Leaf Magazine reviewing Massmosa for the November 2021 Strain of the Month magazine profile.

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Skunk Berry x Mandarin Sunset (Indica-leaning hybrid)

This Smash Hits example of crowd favorite strain Member Berry is the best you can find in Massachusetts. The famous hybrid that brings euphoric mood lift and amazing body relaxation without the couchlock is fueled by gorgeous flower buds with focused terpenes and strong genetics making for a long-lasting, potent high and sweet and sour flavors and aromas.

FAMILY HISTORY: Skunk Berry x Mandarin Sunset

PALATE: Tropical fruit and citrus soaked in sugarwater with layers of skunk

EFFECT: Euphoric sharp focused mood lift that hits the body with an elevated relaxation and supreme calming sensation.

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Tangie x Candyland

Ah, Tangie. The classic California Orange x Skunk glorious smoke has been crossed with Candyland (Grandaddy Purp x Bay Area Cookies) in order to create something flavor hounds and sativa hunters will rejoice in procuring. Think: Uplifting and euphoric with plenty of enhancements for both creativity and general happiness, but also a full overall mood-booster which can provide needed relaxation while still being a great daytime strain. Don’t miss what is a surefire crowd favorite!

FAMILY HISTORY: Tangie x Candyland

PALATE: Overripe tangerines, cantaloupe, and sugary sweet notes on the back of grass and spicy earth.

EFFECT: Cerebral and creative/uplifting high with lots of mood elevation and overall sense of well being. Great daytime strain.

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Granddaddy Purp x Melanade x Gelato

Named in part for one of Canna Provisions staffers’ long history with close encounters with UFOs (feel free to ask him about it if you meet him), with this strain in his (or your) pocket those skywatching sessions for intelligent life elsewhere just got a whole lot better with Smash Hits, exclusive to Canna Provisions in Massachusetts. The uber-berry and citrus notes from the Grandaddy Purp and Melanade parent strain genetics, which along with the Gelato cross presents a creamy sweetness to the entire body-relaxing flower, the dense buds of this top shelf stunner break apart for a floral tsunami. In short: expect a custom cross that can bring you to the outer realms of innerspace, even if that innerspace is the place where munchies are born.

FAMILY HISTORY: Granddaddy Purp x Melanade x Gelato

PALATE: Rich tropical berries, classic Granddaddy Purp notes, and crisp lemon-sour candy.

EFFECT: Social, clear minded and supreme body relaxation without couchlock. Expect snacking fury.

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Grandaddy Purple and/or Mendocino Purps

Chem has had this particular cut since 2006 and he’s loved every minute with it. A well established California native and long thought to be a phenotype of Grandaddy Purple or Mendocino Purps and other mysteries of 1980s weed world, Chem’s affinity for this cut is shared by everyone who comes across it for the thick bushy buds and dark colors juxtaposed with light green flourishes. Even seasoned consumers have called Urkle a “two-hitter-quitter”. That’s another way of saying this one is ready for those who are ready for it.

FAMILY HISTORY: Generally thought Grandaddy Purple and/or Mendocino Purps

PALATE: Grapes bobbing in a bowl of fruity cereal, skunk and sweet berries with wisps of earth and musk.

EFFECT: Physical and muscular, couchlock and even that pre-bedtime flower for sweet snooze-inducing feel-good.

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Jet Fuel Gelato x Dosilato (Indica-leaning hybrid)

Classic indica lovers can rejoice as hard as flavor seekers with the Smash Hits cut of Waffle Cone. Grown for its impressive lineage, and sweet sugar cream and toasted nuts flavors that are kissed by tart cherries and fruity bouquet, this is a heavy hitter that starts heady, social, and chatty and slowly brings on big, heavy body effects and head-to-toe relaxation. Stellar genetics + Chemdog and the Smash Hits team make this an all star strain.

FAMILY HISTORY: Jet Fuel Gelato x Dosilato

PALATE: Toasted nuts and ice cream cone sweet, with cherries and sugar fruit.

EFFECT: Heady and social with physical tingles that slides into couch-lock heavy, with stimulating mind euphoria and positive head-to-toe relaxation.

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Gelato x Zkittlez (50-50 hybrid)

Strains hailing from a world of hype can sometimes disappoint, but this rare White Runtz from the famed Cookies family packs an insane fruity profile (as in sugary fruit cereal fruit). Buds burst in technicolor with lime green, deep purple and violet cluster colors, and orange hairs create a kaleidoscopic experience that melds sight, smell, taste, and effect into a truly epic strain that connoisseurs will no doubt chase down every time a new batch drops.

FAMILY HISTORY: Gelato x Zkittlez

PALATE: Creamy smoke that’s smooth and drenched in sugar, berries, and pineapple.

EFFECT: Euphoric uplift and elevating high, with deep body effects and a typically long lasting high.

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Mysterious Jamaican landrace 1:1 (Hybrid)

Jamaica has a deep history of using cannabis as a positive enhancement to all parts of daily life. Try this welcoming bud and the focus and motivation that comes from it and you will see why this strain is amongst Jamaica’s finest. Anyone who has been to the island and sampled the wares of Kingston’s foliage will find a taste of the tropical paradise in Kingston Kind. Born of mysterious seed origins, this stellar 1:1 THC:CBD flower from Smash Hits is bursting with earth and abundant sharp citrus to the nose, like young lemons and distant under-ripe papayas dusted with dark soil have had their terpenes and fragrances kicked up in a windstorm. The buds are well constructed and pop with orange hairs and clusters of white and dark seagrass-green mini pine cones. Savor this one for its refreshing palate, and then tip your hat to it when you find yourself on a cleaning spree or workout mania, or just absconding with a favorite album for a while.

FAMILY HISTORY: Mysterious landrace 1:1 with origins in Kingston Jamaica.

PALATE: Earth and abundant sharp citrus rich in lemon and distant papaya dusted with dark soil kicked up in a windstorm.

EFFECT: Waves of positive well-being feelings and mood-enhancement via effervescent energy pops and deeply noticeable body effects.

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GMO x Mint Chocolate Chip (Sativa)

Taking something like Chem D and crossing it with GSC was a winner by itself. But taking that resulting cross – GMO – and crossing it with Mint Chocolate Chip yields sugar and walnut tasting deliciousness that is kissed with mint on the exhale of this smooth and flavorful strain. Wonka Bars is one for those that like the classic weighted-blanket body high of its indica lineage with all the energetic pop needed to keep you off the couch if needed but perfectly at home on it if so chosen. A treat among treats.

FAMILY HISTORY: GMO (Chem D x GSC) x Mint Chocolate Chip

PALATE: Almond and herbs meets a whisper of menthol all wrapped up with sweet rainbow candy notes and a chocolate finish to the smoke.

EFFECT: Creative and focused uplift with a quick body high that seems to reach your bones.

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Durban Poison (Sativa)

The powerhouse of powerhouses, Durban Poison’s lineage stretches to South Africa, and is one of the few pure sativas out there. This cut is earthy and sweet, with pine and forest fueling the activities that you’ll be seeking out to do after consuming one of these gorgeous buds, deep hued with orange, yellow, lime green, and dark purple tones. When this is available, you purchase it. Especially when it’s from the Smash Hits house and Chemdog and the team creating the best version possible.

FAMILY HISTORY: Durban Poison

PALATE: Dark soil and forest, dewy pine, and touches of sweet.

EFFECT: Super energetic and motivation for activities – creative as well as physical – definitely one for hiking, fitness, and other active endeavors.

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Mandarin Cookies x Lilac Diesel (50-50 Hybrid)

Big lush nugs with deep purple shades that sparkle with frost bring rich lemon and sour candy notes underlined by petrol and gas to Lilac Cookies flavor profile.

Thanks to the Ethos Genetics team bringing this flower to life by crossing Mandarin Cookies and Lilac Diesel Bx3 (along with Lilac Diesel x Forum Cut Cookies), the olive color shades and general sweetness to the flavor masks a real power puncher from those parent strains. Expect heavy relaxation and even the giggles, but also a great cerebral smoke that may become your favorite bedtime flower for those seeking nighttime effects conducive to deep stoney sleep.

FAMILY HISTORY: Mandarin Cookies x Lilac Diesel Bx3

PALATE: Sweet and sticky-sour flavors accented by fresh gas undertone and toasted nuttiness.

EFFECT: Giggles and psychedelic cerebral high that shifts into couchlock and knockout punch at high doses.

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Urkle x Tresdawg (Indica-leaning Hybrid)

Urkle’s rich effects from thick bushy buds of dark trimmed leaves juxtaposed with light green flourishes, all resulting in skunky sweet berries in sugar cereal kind of palette (and some have called it a “two-hitter-quitter”) means the cross of the beloved Tres Dawg strain (a Chemdog backcross with Afghani #1) brings intense chemical citrus and popping pungent diesel.

All of it coalesces into a singular smoke that culture kings and queens will covet right along with the newest of cannabis users looking for top flavor and effect.

FAMILY HISTORY: Urkle x Tres Dawg

PALATE: Skunky sweet berry cereal with intense chemical citrus and flowing diesel gas.

EFFECT: Mellow heady onset that floats in and out of spacey/introspective, followed by a haze and creeping couch-lock and amazing body high that leads some to the deep end of the sleep pool.

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